The book

Another badly drawn Exalted comic by moi. Gaze upon the terrible face of my work and despair, puny mortals! I like making comics, but I cannot do art for the life of me, so you're stuck with this. And you'll get more in the future, probably. Brace yourselves.

Character:
Plume bleu, terribly fabulous and faggy author and rake, Eclipse Caste.

The punchline: Watch THIS and you will comprehend (and also look at turtles in a whole new light) : [link]